Drunk as fuck

[HinesWard86]

Irish car bombs are easy to drink but then you drink too many since you think they are weak and then you're fucked. I'm fucked right now. I just mocked a community college kid cuz he tried to burn me and I told him at least im not doing 7th grade math. bwahahahaha LOSER.

 

[HinesWard86]

fuck shit ass damn cunt motherfucker cocksucker bitch asshole *****

 

[steaktartar]

hahahhahahah...........drink is good my friend..........always have my drink on...........3 bottles of cabernet in the books.......u right fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckem

 

[WCBias]

Wish I could join you fellas tonight...nothing like drunk posting at the Rx, although I usually try to wait until the nights over....right before I puke. I've actually brought a bowl into the office here just in case, so I could document it live...I've failed a number of times but my goal is to blow like a volcano and type "fuck off I'm puking" at the same time...

I'll be hittin' the nyquil here shortly. Maybe that will give me a buzz

Later BEEEYAATTCCCHES

 

[HinesWard86]

I just urinated in my roommate's sink twice. Why? Because I don't wanna walk the extra 3 steps to the toilet because I'm a fatass. Bwahahaha wash your mouth with my piss motherfucker. it's golden shower time up in this mug

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I haven't drunken-posted here in way too long.

That has to change. ASAP. Fuck.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I just urinated in my roommate's sink twice. Why? Because I don't wanna walk the extra 3 steps to the toilet because I'm a fatass. Bwahahaha wash your mouth with my piss motherfucker. it's golden shower time up in this mug

hahahahahahahahahaha

Post of the year. It'd only be made better if by "roommate's sink", you had actually meant "roommate's mouth."

 

[GreenDoberman]

HinesWard representing.:hump:

 

[GreenDoberman]

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[GreenDoberman]

Ah, fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw5Vcnjv5Bo

 

[TescoVee]

sleep it off Hines

 

[royboy_3831]

Dag, I got a fucked up elbow and arm, fell off the fucking porch at my buds, motherfucker didn't have the light on, shoulda given the azzhole a goldenshower on his dome for sure.... FUCK JIM BEAMuke1:

 

[royboy_3831]

I just urinated in my roommate's sink twice. Why? Because I don't wanna walk the extra 3 steps to the toilet because I'm a fatass. Bwahahaha wash your mouth with my piss motherfucker. it's golden shower time up in this mug

AHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHA

 

[kingbill]

11:25 PST - Now switching from glasses of wine to Pints of gin...
11:27 PST - Going to fuck with gmoney72 because he'll mess around with his sister but is afraid to let some julio franco MF bang his wife so he can have a 3 way with his wife and another woman...
11:32 PST - Decide to mix juice with the Gin before I fucking puke

 

[billhill999]

11:25 PST - Now switching from glasses of wine to Pints of gin...

Way to man-up dude.
'Bout time you grew a pair of balls.

(I jest, cuz I love Bill)

 

[royboy_3831]

da bill's are very underrated here in the rr... but they do the damn thing

 

[kingbill]

12:15 PST - Start Drunk MSNing...
12:23 PST - Blocked from Girl #1 trying to convince her she's not a lesbian
12:30 PST - Blocked from Girl #2 trying to convince her she is a lesbian and should meet my friend Girl #1
12:33 PST - Question Billhill999 love..."is it real or is he just trying to get some"
12:33.5 PST - ?Royboy - I hope he's not looking for a Bill Sandwich?

 

[royboy_3831]

12:15 PST - Start Drunk MSNing...
12:23 PST - Blocked from Girl #1 trying to convince her she's not a lesbian
12:30 PST - Blocked from Girl #2 trying to convince her she is a lesbian and should meet my friend Girl #1
12:33 PST - Question Billhill9999 love..."is it real or is he just trying to get some"
12:33.5 PST - ?Royboy - I hope he's not looking for a Bill Sandwich?

haha Who the fuck are you Tim Hardaway??? good luck with the rug munchers, btw i almost won the hog huntin contest tonight, but backed out at the last minute cause i knew that fuckin jim beam was gonna make me blow chunks...:smoking:

 

[kingbill]

Hog hunting WTF...is that Fat girls or something...Damn:lol: hno:

 

[Arodd]

HAMMERTIME NIGGA

got wasted.

titties up in the jugular